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Flopping Off 

Auto erotic genital manipulation performed without the aid of one's hands. The flaccid penis is thrust about with aggressive hip movements and shuffling for between one and two hours or until erection occurs. The flopping off continues for another three to twelve hours when climax is finally achieved. Women with large clitori or labia minora may also engage in flopping off.
Guy 1: Man, I was flopping off like crazy yesterday. Took me like 13 hours but it was sweet, yo!
Guy 2: An all day floppoffathon? Gross!
Flopping Off by Fatty Blumpkin March 17, 2015

Flipping Someone Off With Your Thumb 

It means you want to engage in sexual acts with the person. Instead of only using your middle finger to give someone the bird, adding your thumb let’s said person know you want to get it on with them.
Kyle: *Flips girl off with thumb*
Girl: “He flipped me off with his thumb. He wants to fuck! Flipping someone off with your thumb means they want to do it!”

flipping it off 

Female masterburation
flipping it off in the toilet or bedroom
flipping it off by The Son Of God January 13, 2021

flappin' your lid off 

What you do when you are tweakin your head off
Man, you're flappin your F'n lid off!! Damn!

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026