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flaming mary

noun: when you do not wipe your ass enough / sweat like a mother in the grundle/butthole area causing a flaming sensation on your asshole that only can be healed by showering or spreading your cheeks when sitting.
"Damn, my asshole feels like it is bleeding right now, this flaming mary has to be from the dump i took earlier, i knew i didn't wipe enough"
by Rear Guru December 15, 2011
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Mary Poppins Flaming Cli

A "Cli" is when you tuck your man tackle out the back of your legs, put your knees together and it looks as though you are a Vagina man.
In 1978, a young lad from Invercargill (Peter Evans), while visiting students in Dunedin, took this a step further. He did a Cli while standing on the dining table at a party, while holding an open umbrella, then set fire to his pubic hair and jumped off the table, thus producing the first "Mary Poppins Flaming Cli".
He did a "Mary Poppins Flaming Cli" while jumping of the dining table.
by Pedro Poppins March 24, 2021
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