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National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America 

The NFTSOA was founded on December 5, 2018, by students at Marvin Ridge Middle School with the ultimate goal of world domination via flamethrowing taser. The flamethrowing taser is a cross between a flamethrower and a taser. They want to develop a flamethrowing taser, conquer the world, and sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market. But then the club got rejected. #depression
Person 1: Let's go join the National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America
Person 2: Yeah, let's conquer the world!
Person 1: It's such excellent world domination via flamethrowing taser club
Person 2: Yeah, we can sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market

Flamethrowing Atomic Bomb 

You know that boss enemy in a video game that you can't get past no matter how many sticky bombs or throwing knives you toss at it? It always finds a way to take your face and give it a nice little sitting area on it's mantle. That would be a flamethrowing atomic bomb. Sort of like the "Golden Egg" scenario.

A Flamethrowing Atomic Bomb is an impossible-to-defeat-without-sever-repercussions entity in a video game or in real life that, no matter how many solutions you may toss at it, turns out just won't go down without fucking other shit up.
In a video game scenario:

Average Guy 1: Oh, my god! I'm up to Level 22 with that one boss.
Average Guy 2: Ahh, that guy's a Flamethrowing Atomic Bomb.
AG1: WTF?! I got killed on the first shot?
AG2: Told you, my turn.
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In a real life scenario:

Guy 1: God, Mr. Dink is a fucking flamethrowing atomic bomb.
Guy 2: Why's that?
G1: He wants me to complete all of these TPS Reports by Thursday but I already explained to him that's not my department!
G2: Huh..What does that have to do with a flamethrowing atomic bomb?

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026