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flake snake 

flake When a person is shady, flakey and especially slithery. They often ditch loved ones to roll around in their own slime and other selfish things. A flake snake usually denied their behavior or offers a dramatic eye roll when confronted. Truly the worst.
Bryce is such a flake snake for saying he would go out tonight but instead he stayed home to practice drag makeup. UGH.
flake snake by electraspicexoxo September 21, 2018
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Fake snake 

Fake snake means h**
Fakey snakey means man h**
Ex. Jaxon is a fakey snakey
Ex. Lily is a fake snake

Fake Snake 

Google's version of snake which is a poor man's version of the original Nokia snake!
Stop playing that fake snake!
Fake Snake by TrashPrike December 17, 2018

nigerian flake shake 

This is when Two black people (Any gender) Cum in the others hole at night.
Person 1: Yo wanna make a nigerian flake shake?
Person 2: I dont want to get pregnant nibba!

Fake the snake 

"To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing."

- /u/A_Voe
An example of how to fake the snake:
"...Apparently he reconnected with an ex-GF (not the girl he threatened me over) and broke into her apartment, stole her pet snake, CAME BACK, jumped her and tied her up all the while wearing a fake cop outfit. No clue how he got caught or WTF actually happened. Dude had priors and was locked up for some time for that."

- /u/DrDisastor

"The stolen pet snake makes this story completely credible because it’s such an unnecessary and random detail in the story.
From now on whenever I make up a story, I’m adding a stolen pet snake."

- /u/Duke_Leto

Fake the Snake 

To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.
Pubert loved to Fake the Snake to make his lies more convincing.
Fake the Snake by MasterChiefGuy5 November 2, 2017

fake the snake 

Fake the snake: to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.
“...and so he grabbed her pet snake, ran home, then JUMPED her later on in the night - all whist wearing a cop uniform...” He exclaimed.

“You used a fake the snake, didn’t you mate,” I remarked.
fake the snake by spughetti21 November 1, 2017