flagelate

Vaginal flatulance accompanied by a significant clunge discharge

"if you think you can flagelate there you can sleep on that fucking side!"

by Ugg May 3, 2003

Flagellant

Somthing that is extremely gay, anal and sassy.

Wow, that guy is flagellant.

by Jumper5 April 20, 2003

Corporate Flagellate

When corporations - in an attempt to sell more shit - call out their own sins in front of the world and what they're doing to make it better - when, in reality, they're just trying to sell more shit

Brandon: Yo Ron, you see that new Burger King commercial with the farting cows?
Ron: Yeah man, the message was wack but the song was crack.
Brandon: Man, Burger King is such a corporate flagellate

by The Pole22 August 7, 2020

Coony Flagel

Someone who is actually a flaming homo. But is not actually Homosexual.

Ashley: LOL look at Miranda wearing a red headband.
Alex: OMG shes such a coony flagel i cannot.

by thehinnmaster1000 February 12, 2014

self flagellation

To beat ones meat or bean

He / she was self flagellation with gusto.

by xxxx69xxxx November 9, 2017

Self flagellation

Does the definition of the word "Flagellation" make "Self" redundant?

Iam "I know I tend to engage in self flagellation but it isn't as bad for me as you think it is. I have that scar tissue build up so it doesn't really hurt. Don't beat yourself up so much."

Hym "Holy shit!"

Iam "What?"

Hym "If we had more empathy we would die! Is our lack of empathy keeping us alive!?"

Iam "I don't know..."

Hym "I probably would have killed us. What is the link between trait agreeableness and suicidality? I would imagine being high in neuroticism would have an affect on it. I was just positing this the other day. That being low in trait agreeableness ameliorates the the negative effects of being high in trait neuroticism."

Iam "You would have killed me!?"

Hym "If I could kill you without killing me I would do it. Shut up. I'm talking about me here."

by Hym Iam April 25, 2022

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

by Telephony October 10, 2016