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flag hag 

A non-gender specific term referring to an American that adorns the back of their vehicle (typically an SUV) with more US flags and yellow war ribbons than you can shake a stick at. More of a trend than of a real show of support for US troops.
"Would you look at the flag hag driving that Escalade? He can barely see out the back window."
flag hag by SnaggPDX November 18, 2004
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flag hag 

anyone with a multitude of flags adorning their house, car, peson etc.
The flag hag issue is a delicate one since the target normally can become greatly offended under the auspices of extreme patriotism/jingoism.
flag hag by provider44 January 15, 2010

flag hag 

the ugly girls that wave the flags during half-time shows at football games.
Those were some homely flag hags that performed at the Super Bowl half-time show.
flag hag by Yostiemonster February 11, 2006

Flag Hag 

N. A woman who works in traffic control; I.e a flaggers. They always look miserable and haggard, and hate all drivers, regardless of whether they follow her flagging instructions or not.
The flag hag screamed at Bill to slow down even though he was passing through at 15 km/h
Flag Hag by Eight is equal to D. February 12, 2020

old hag flag

a person that attracts old men or women often.
aka bean
look at that old hag flag catching more oldies!
old hag flag by jannet m March 1, 2026

Flag Hags 

An all female road flag crew
Those damn Flag Hags had me stopped at that light for an hour.
Flag Hags by Jimmy Cracked Whore August 18, 2022
flaghag (flag hag) NOUN. A woman who is sexually excited by her nation’s flag. A person who cares more about the symbol than the people it represents.
She gets all wet-lipped and teary-eyed when they parade the flag, but doesn't give a shit about the disabled veterans. She voted to cut their pay and benefits. What a flaghag.
flaghag by Maxhole June 20, 2009
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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