flag hag

A non-gender specific term referring to an American that adorns the back of their vehicle (typically an SUV) with more US flags and yellow war ribbons than you can shake a stick at. More of a trend than of a real show of support for US troops.

"Would you look at the flag hag driving that Escalade? He can barely see out the back window."

by SnaggPDX November 18, 2004

flag hag

anyone with a multitude of flags adorning their house, car, peson etc.

The flag hag issue is a delicate one since the target normally can become greatly offended under the auspices of extreme patriotism/jingoism.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

flag hag

the ugly girls that wave the flags during half-time shows at football games.

Those were some homely flag hags that performed at the Super Bowl half-time show.

by Yostiemonster February 11, 2006

Flag Hag

N. A woman who works in traffic control; I.e a flaggers. They always look miserable and haggard, and hate all drivers, regardless of whether they follow her flagging instructions or not.

The flag hag screamed at Bill to slow down even though he was passing through at 15 km/h

by Eight is equal to D. February 12, 2020

old hag flag

a person that attracts old men or women often.
aka bean

look at that old hag flag catching more oldies!

by jannet m March 1, 2026

Flag Hags

An all female road flag crew

Those damn Flag Hags had me stopped at that light for an hour.

by Jimmy Cracked Whore August 18, 2022

flaghag

flaghag (flag hag) NOUN. A woman who is sexually excited by her nation’s flag. A person who cares more about the symbol than the people it represents.

She gets all wet-lipped and teary-eyed when they parade the flag, but doesn't give a shit about the disabled veterans. She voted to cut their pay and benefits. What a flaghag.

by Maxhole June 20, 2009