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flabberjack 

Giving a homeless man (or woman) a sandwich in exchange for a blow job.
We were downtown last night and decided to go flabberjack the local bums with our left over Subway sandwiches.
flabberjack by Johnny H. July 6, 2006
Adj:
A term used to mean something that is good.
The highest calibre of something; having the best qualities.

Noun: A person can be flabalacker i.e. trendy, good.

Can be abbreviated to: Flaba.

Very versitile and can be used in many sentences.
Adj:
"OMG, that was Flabalacker! He scored in the last second!"

"Hello my Flabalacker friend."

"That is so not Flabalack."

"Wow, how Flaba"

"I have a flaba new game"

flabberjack 

originating in sweden; the act of bribing a homeless person for a blowjob. speaking the word outloud is considered very offensive and a sign of low class
Tina: Lately, i practically have to flabberjack my boyfriend to get some head.

flabberjacked 

confused and don'know what is going onin the world
i'm fucking flabberjacked

flabjacks 

well sure that chick IS very pretty, but just look a those sad flabjacks! thats a damn shame
flabjacks by Rumleskaft January 16, 2011

Flabjacking 

When two (2) or more obese individuals engage in coitus.
Angus and Gertrude were flabjacking all night so I couldn't get any sleep.
Flabjacking by skitz1o1 March 11, 2011