flab monkey

Someone who jiggles when you punch them. Usually eats leftover tacos for breakfast.
Chris is such a flab monkey.
by Dr. KLUE August 06, 2008
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Flab Monkey

The fat friend of your group. Often is into and collects worthless junk. Usually eats pizza for breakfast.
by Dr. KLUE August 06, 2008
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