Flab Monkey

The fat friend of your group. Often is into and collects worthless junk. Usually eats pizza for breakfast.

Chris is such a flab monkey.

Flab Monkey by Dr. KLUE October 1, 2008

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flab monkey

Someone who jiggles when you punch them. Usually eats leftover tacos for breakfast.

Chris is such a flab monkey.

flab monkey by Dr. KLUE September 30, 2008

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flagmonkey

Someone who capitulates with a false-flag operations or blindly follows dubious nationalistic agendas.

Don't bring up 9/11 with George, he's a total flagmonkey.

flagmonkey by Astro-J September 20, 2013

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