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flødehavarti 

Flødeharvati is a nasty type of cheese that you can buy at the cornerstore.
When you buy a flødeharvati it comes vacuumpacked and if you push it with your fat finger it leaves a greasy mark.
The delicate consistency of flødeharvati is that of a 10 month old open packet of play dough.
The euphoric smell of flødeharvati is often confused with the smell of a cows bowels.
The succulent tast of flødeharvati is often compared to that of smegma.
Uggi.
Fuck Dude, thats a thick piece of flødehavarti!!
This flødehavarti is greasy as fuck.
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flødehavarti 

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