Flødeharvati is a nasty type of cheese that you can buy at the cornerstore.
When you buy a flødeharvati it comes vacuumpacked and if you push it with your fat finger it leaves a greasy mark.
The delicate consistency of flødeharvati is that of a 10 month old open packet of play dough.
The euphoric smell of flødeharvati is often confused with the smell of a cows bowels.
The succulent tast of flødeharvati is often compared to that of smegma.
Uggi.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!