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fetus jake short; any guy that bears an uncanny resemblance to actor Jake Short as a fetus (see Ant Farm); specifically a guy that you update all your social media followers abt even though nothing is actually going on between you guys
"omg fjs glanced at me today!"
"girl he's your soulmate i swearrr"
fjs by huntershah March 28, 2023
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FJS is an abbreviation of the phrase "Forsaken just sucks" used commonly by Roblox game fandoms.

Forsaken is an asymmetric multiplayer horror game on Roblox, developed by the Forsaken Dev Team. Drawing inspiration from titles like Dead by Daylight, it offers an experience where players assume the roles of survivors or killers in a suspenseful cat-and-mouse scenario.

The reason why it has been getting hate and why the people are using this abbreviation is because of the game imbalance, false allegations but most commonly, update delays.
*Dude, they delayed the update by a week again."
"Yeah, well, FJS, what can you expect?"
FJS by hydrotropism May 9, 2025

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You're crazy if you searced this up
hehe fjsdljfsfsjkdfaksjfjfkndjfnfjsafkdnfjksfnkfdjkfsla
Another way to say 'fuck' and bastardization of the word fsck. Fjsk is strictly for use in keyboard-lanuages (I suppose you could say "fuh-jisk") and is usually used around unix-geeks who might think you're talking about the command or if you can't reach the 'c' key.
Noob: lol i just pwnd you with my lightning gun
Noob2: fjsk your mom!

Man: Fsjk! I just gave some random guy my credit card number!

Programmer: Fjsk! I forgot to add a goddamn semicolon to my script!

Random kid: fjsk yuo!
fjsk by Tiko March 20, 2004

ak;fjsdf,kljsadfsjilf"

I ran out of watermelon and I need to make a fruit salad. Can you give me some of your ak;fjsdf,kljsadfsjilf"?
ak;fjsdf,kljsadfsjilf" by gsca February 24, 2008
Finger Jack the Shit Box.
"Dude, I think I'm stuck in the friend zone with this girl." -Tyler

"Just pull the ole FJSB. Finger jack her shit box, and you'll be out of it in no time!" -Denver
FJSB by joeyspe November 4, 2009

fjskkdfhjdofkfosjfjrkf 

oh my god fjskkdfhjdofkfosjfjrkf
fjskkdfhjdofkfosjfjrkf by Akpamo October 14, 2021
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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