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fetus jake short; any guy that bears an uncanny resemblance to actor Jake Short as a fetus (see Ant Farm); specifically a guy that you update all your social media followers abt even though nothing is actually going on between you guys

"omg fjs glanced at me today!"
"girl he's your soulmate i swearrr"

fjs by huntershah March 28, 2023

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FJS

FJS is an abbreviation of the phrase "Forsaken just sucks" used commonly by Roblox game fandoms.

Forsaken is an asymmetric multiplayer horror game on Roblox, developed by the Forsaken Dev Team. Drawing inspiration from titles like Dead by Daylight, it offers an experience where players assume the roles of survivors or killers in a suspenseful cat-and-mouse scenario.

The reason why it has been getting hate and why the people are using this abbreviation is because of the game imbalance, false allegations but most commonly, update delays.

*Dude, they delayed the update by a week again."
"Yeah, well, FJS, what can you expect?"

FJS by hydrotropism May 9, 2025

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You're crazy if you searced this up

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fjsdljfsfsjkdfaksjfjfkndjfnfjsafkdnfjksfnkfdjkfsla by anonymous December 10, 2020

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fjsk

Another way to say 'fuck' and bastardization of the word fsck. Fjsk is strictly for use in keyboard-lanuages (I suppose you could say "fuh-jisk") and is usually used around unix-geeks who might think you're talking about the command or if you can't reach the 'c' key.

Noob: lol i just pwnd you with my lightning gun
Noob2: fjsk your mom!

Man: Fsjk! I just gave some random guy my credit card number!

Programmer: Fjsk! I forgot to add a goddamn semicolon to my script!

Random kid: fjsk yuo!

fjsk by Tiko March 20, 2004

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ak;fjsdf,kljsadfsjilf"

Canteloupe or any round melon.

I ran out of watermelon and I need to make a fruit salad. Can you give me some of your ak;fjsdf,kljsadfsjilf"?

ak;fjsdf,kljsadfsjilf" by gsca February 24, 2008

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FJSB

Finger Jack the Shit Box.

"Dude, I think I'm stuck in the friend zone with this girl." -Tyler

"Just pull the ole FJSB. Finger jack her shit box, and you'll be out of it in no time!" -Denver

FJSB by joeyspe November 4, 2009

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Ovaries go vroom

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fjskkdfhjdofkfosjfjrkf by Akpamo October 14, 2021

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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