Five More Minutes

a phrase used by semi-conscious people when needing more sleep; usually followed by more sleep or a glass of cold water

Mother: "Darling, wake up."

Son: "Five more minutes, Mom!"

*zzzzz*

Five More Minutes by balloonjuice616 October 16, 2008

Five More Minutes

The term used in the morning when the alarm clock rings. This is probably the most dreadful time of the day because these five minutes will go by like none other.

This time especially sucks when you under slept that night.

Oh fuck, it's 6:30... Five more minutes please.

Five More Minutes by Ya' Digg June 17, 2009

Five more minutes

1. Where a person asks for more time to do something, but will ask for another five more minutes once those five minutes are done.
2. An excuse to beat that Minecraft Griefer up, no matter how long it will actually take in real world sense.
Note- The amount time you consider five minutes to be will vary greatly depending on the person you ask. A female who says her makeup will be done in five more minutes is using the same timescale as a male who says a game will be done in five more minutes.

"Time to do your homework, Jimmy!" Jimmy's mother chirped.
"Aww, five more minutes?" Jimmy pouted sadly, from his Mario smashing frenzy.
"Alright, but be sure to remember!" his mother said as she went out the door.
7 hours later...
"JIMMY!"

Five more minutes by Hiding in yo shed September 3, 2014

five more minutes

it's never just five minutes...

Mother: It's time to get out of bed
Jim: Give me five more minutes
(Mother leaves room, and does not bother Jim for more than five minutes while Jim sleeps)

five more minutes by m.slaty December 2, 2021

Just Five More Minutes 

A term that says you need 5 more minutes for something, is expected to be 1 minute from others, turns out to be 30 minutes.

Mom: Get up! You'll be late!!!

Me: ...just five more minutes

Mom: You said that a fucking hour ago, get up!

Just Five More Minutes by TheManInTheChickenCostume July 13, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020