The term used in the morning when the alarm clock rings. This is probably the most dreadful time of the day because these five minutes will go by like none other.
This time especially sucks when you under slept that night.
1. Where a person asks for more time to do something, but will ask for another five more minutes once those five minutes are done.
2. An excuse to beat that Minecraft Griefer up, no matter how long it will actually take in real world sense.
Note- The amount time you consider five minutes to be will vary greatly depending on the person you ask. A female who says her makeup will be done in five more minutes is using the same timescale as a male who says a game will be done in five more minutes.
"Time to do your homework, Jimmy!" Jimmy's mother chirped.
"Aww, five more minutes?" Jimmy pouted sadly, from his Mario smashing frenzy.
"Alright, but be sure to remember!" his mother said as she went out the door.
7 hours later...
"JIMMY!"
Mother: It's time to get out of bed Jim: Give me five more minutes
(Mother leaves room, and does not bother Jim for more than five minutes while Jim sleeps)
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*