Sexy Fishbooking 

When someone posts a facebook status update that is very vague and makes use of sexual innuendos prompting people to be inquisitive.

Renee was sexy fishbooking when she posted this status update: Miss Maggie says she had a fun time this weekend and can't wait until you come back over to give her some of that good stuff.

Sexy Fishbooking by ZeboM April 14, 2010

Fishcaking

The process of administering a haddock into the vaginal shaft for means of sexual pleasure.

Jane went down the fish mongers purchased a haddock in the knowledge she be fishcaking with her boyfriend Paddy later.

Fishcaking by The Fish Monger January 30, 2010

fishhooking 

fishhooking is when ones index finger is placed inside another persons mouth and then the first person pulls very hard causing pain for the second person.

Man last night i fishhooked my homie so bad that his mouth started bleeding

fishhooking by riley July 10, 2004

fishbooking

A Facebook status update intended to acquire compliments and positive feedback from others. People who do this usually do not know very many ways to get noticed by others. Similar to Flakebooking, except bragging is very obvious.

Shane: "Hates waiting in airport lines for CUBA!!! I am so tired!"

Joanna: "I am sick AGAIN! What did I do to deserve this!"

People love fishbooking to boost their confidence when they feel down. Too bad they don't realize it's a false sense of self-assurance.

fishbooking by an-g-1985 February 8, 2010

Fishopping 

Looking for a date or true love on-line. This action is a combination of fishing and shopping and usually ends up catching bottom feeders and crazies who, when seen in person, look nothing like their listed physical appearance. The shopees REALLY hope that their old 50 is the new 40 and the fisherperson will never find out.

“Hey, girl, who was that fat guy I saw you with at Starbucks. I got stuck with him after fishopping on Match”.

Fishopping by Endsurg August 5, 2009

fishsmokingablunt

a silly little fish smoking a silly little blunt. they roll the blunt themselves using their telekinetic powers. this however is all they can use their powers for. after smoking the blunt the smoke fills the fishes body up and floats away so quickly it can not be caught on camera.

“wow look at that! it’s a fishsmokingablunt!”
“wow that fishsmokingablunt is so silly ><“
“that fishsmokingablunt just puffed up like a balloon and floated away”

fishsmokingablunt by rosie :p January 7, 2022

fishsmokingablunt

a silly little fish smoking a silly little blunt. they roll the blunt themselves using their telekinetic powers. this however is all they can use their powers for. after smoking the blunt the smoke fills the fishes body up and floats away so quickly it can not be caught on camera.

“wow look at that! it’s a fishsmokingablunt!”
“wow that fishsmokingablunt is so silly ><“
“that fishsmokingablunt just puffed up like a balloon and floated away”

fishsmokingablunt by rosie :p January 7, 2022