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Fish Sex 

When your woman menstruates onto another surface, such as a towel, and then you cum on that surface afterwords.
She got tired, so we finished by having fish sex.
Fish Sex by Reel July 31, 2013
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fish sex 

a man that has sex with a grenade that smells like fissh
dammnnn she smells like fisshh, i swore i smelt the ocean, dayyuummm she smelt like cheese... fish sex
fish sex by fbgnkhfgffv August 4, 2011
When a woman or man has the inability to perform the act of fucking the shit outta their partner while on top. All they do is flop around in the vagina or on the cock like a fish on dry land!
Bill: Wow John, I had this bitch over the other night that couldn't rid the cock too well!

John: U mean to tell me u fucked a sex fish?!
Sex Fish by 123123gofuckurself1 February 3, 2010

Sexy Fish 

Sexy Bitch.
as in Sexy bitch by David getta feat Akon
DAYUMMM YOU'S A SEXY FISH!
Sexy Fish by Kusanito April 21, 2010

Sexy Fish 

A sexual act in which a person puts a fish in a womens vagina then has to "fish" it out.
Lets play some sexy fish tonight!
Sexy Fish by Gurgle_Man July 13, 2009

sexy fish 

"Beth, you are my sexy fish." - Best Friend
"Leroy, I can't believe you are such a sexy fish!" - New Friend
sexy fish by Nick Z October 26, 2005

sexy time with a fish 

you have sex with a fish becuase you a sick bastard

but some call it sexy time with a fish

its fuck off creepy
“What did you do yesterday?”
“Had sex with a fish”
“what a fucking knob”
"what? it was sexy time with a fish"
sexy time with a fish by sian. October 30, 2007
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