fish batter 

The female equivalent of Duck Butter.

I slept with a girl last night and woke up to the aroma of her fish batter.

fish batter by Jayremy May 6, 2008

no fish all batter 

New Zealand phrase describing a person who is a renowned shit talker, or one who promises something only to let you down. Derived from buying a piece of deep fried fish only to find that the majority of it is greasy, oil-laden batter, and not fresh, white fish.

John thinks he can do a standing back flip. No way mate, he is no fish all batter!

Rhys keeps telling all his friends that Arsenal have a chance at winning the premier league, what do you think? HAHA what a no fish all batter muppet!!

no fish all batter by SmileyChatts September 16, 2014

Banter Fish 

A reference to the 16th Century. Famously pioneered by Henry VIII a 'Banter Fish' would be given to a court jester for a particularly humorous performance.

Later became shortened and used metaphorically for recognition of a funny joke.

I say, marvelous performance. Have some Banter Fish *hands fish*

Banter Fish by Obscure definitions August 14, 2018

Battered Fish 

when someones foot has such bad athletes foot or verrucas it looks like a battered fish.

your foot looks like a battered fish

Battered Fish by MUSLIM+GARDENER October 2, 2009

Battering the fish

The act of dipping your penis into batter and sticking it into a boiling pot of oil then having your girl not wash her vagina for multiple days so it secretes the stench of fish then you force your now deep fried penis into your girl's smelly vagina, therefore battering the fish.

Max: Bro, why are you holding your crotch?
Aaron: It kinda stings after battering the fish with my step sis last night.

Battering the fish by Mr Blev February 12, 2021

Battering the Fish

This is a sexual deviancy action which is composed of three steps. While having sex with a woman "doggy-style" you use your left index finger to "fish-hook" the woman's mouth. Second, once you have your "fish" on the line, use your right hand to punch her in the face with the intention of knocking her unconscious. Although it is ideal to cause unconsciousness with one strike, you may repeat if necessary. The final step requires a third party to be present. At this juncture, it is imperative to have a picture of your "trophy fish" to brag to your friends as they may not believe that you snagged such a lunker. In the final step continue to use your index finger to hold her up by the mouth (you may use your other hand to help alleviate the strain of holding up dead weight with your index finger by grappling the back of her neck or hair--just make sure it isn't visible in the picture) and have your friend snap a shot for posterity.

Ted: Golly! I am very excited to hang out with this lovely woman I met at the Creed concert last night! We shared a strawberry margarita together!

Harvey: That's fantastic! I will be over at 9PM sharp! I will have the camera ready after you finish Battering the Fish! We can dispose of the corpse in the morning!

Battering the Fish by The Big Cheez August 26, 2013