first let me take a selfie
When u take a picture of your self with YOURSELF. You can have other people when u take a selfie but that person can only be Barak Obama.
first let me take a selfie by Umme April 22, 2015
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but first let me take a selfie
Humanity has finally hit 100% retardedness. A son was actually made about taking a selfie. A girl is in a bathroom taking selfies and talking about boys and throwing up at any chance she can (probably because she balimic ) but that story is for another day. While her friend wants to get out of the bathroom she says "But first let me take a selfie" making her possibly a worse person than Adolf Hitler himself.
Hey shaniqua ?
Yesh babez ?
Want to go outside and get out of this brothel ?
Yesh, But first let me take a selfie !
Wow this girl is sooo ratchet.
Yesh babez ?
Want to go outside and get out of this brothel ?
Yesh, But first let me take a selfie !
Wow this girl is sooo ratchet.
but first let me take a selfie by Couldn't find a valid username June 13, 2014
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