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I remember when I had my first beer. 

An effective insult. Used when someone says something sophomoric. Made famous by Steve Martin on his "Wild and Crazy Guy" album.
(Audience member): What's your mood watch say?
(Martin): Yeah, I remember when I had my first beer.

I remember when I had my first beer. 

A sentence said when one is acting very immature to the point of extreme annoyance, as in how a young person may act when they have their first alcoholic beverage. Can also be said to somebody who is acting irritatingly foolish when drinking, or to a lightweight at drinking. Taken from a line Will Ferrell says to John C. Reilly in the comedy "Step Brothers".
1. Guy 1: "Dude, that Coors Light is gettin' to me!"

Guy 2: "Yeeeeah, I remember when I had my first beer..."

2. Guy 1: "You're such a butthead."

Guy 2: "Wow. I remember when I had my first beer."

Freer's First Beer 

A drinking game that an be played with any amount of people.

Each person tries to drink as many ounces of beer as pounds they weigh.

The first to "drink their weight" in beer wins.

This is a game for men and if you're a bitch you should play this game for at least 3 hours because you might projectile vomit otherwise
If Mitch weighs 180 pounds, and the average beer is 12 ounces, 180/12=15 beers Mitch needs to drink to beat his friends

Rutger: "you guys down to play freer's first beer tonight before we go out?"

Elliot: "yea just as long as you don't projectile vomit again"

Mitch: "(chuckle) i remember my first beer"
Freer's First Beer by favre261 October 18, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004