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finnaeus patton jackson downs

the best person alive
guy 1:do you know finnaeus patton jackson downs
guy 2: yea hes the best person alive

finnabuster

When an individual maturbates on the Senate floor for an extremely extended amount of time in order to prevent a specific piece of legislation from being passed.
Did you see Jim on CSPAN last night? He was rubbing one out on the Senate floor for 72 hours straight in order to prevent that bill that the house put on the floor from getting passed. It was an amazing finnabuster!
finnabuster by stairway612 September 27, 2015
Ur like Finneus
Finneus by thecoolaidman45 June 26, 2019

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026