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Fingerjob 

Fingerjob is when a girlfriend sticks there boyfriends finger in their mouth. Usually considered a sign that she'll suck ur dick in due time.
Bro i couldnt convince her to give me a blowjob, but i got a fingerjob.
Fingerjob by Nickelnuts June 4, 2018

Fingerjob 

Fingerjob is when a girlfriend sticks there boyfriends finger in their mouth. Usually considered a sign that she'll suck ur dick in due time.
Bro i couldnt convince her to give me a blowjob, but i got a fingerjob.
Fingerjob by Nickelnuts June 4, 2018

Italian Fingerjob 

The act of inserting a man or woman's finger (preferably their smallest one) or toe inside a man's peehole, or the hole that is found at the tip of a man's penis. This is often described as both painful and pleasurable, and has been known to severely disfigures the man's penis.
John: Aw, man my penis hurts. She game me an Italian Fingerjob and I'm a bit sore.
Italian Fingerjob by Dabaws December 30, 2013

Fingerlock 

A joining of the four non-thumb fingers, like a horizontal high five, with fingers straight and interlocked, met and squeezed. Most common use: congratulations. Can also be romantic or supportive, a gesture between friends, signifying solidarity.
"Good joke, dude, fingerlock!"

"I'm glad you came, babe, fingerlock me."

"Sweetheart, you'll be okay, fingerlock and forget!"
Fingerlock by Tubetop2012 July 12, 2012

Fingeroth 

A real pal that always has your back, always knows a guy and hates to say it.
Boy 1 - I wish Fingeroth was around, he always knows a guy.

Boy 2 - I hate to say it, but he looks like Uncle Fester.
Fingeroth by Peter Ramirez November 23, 2021

Albert Fingernoodle 

A close friend of Quandale Dingle, he farted in his grandpa's breating machine and his lungs turned black. And is currently on the run. His friend, Kevin Barnacle Jones tried to kiss him while he was sleeping, so he punched him in the nose.
Whats up guys, Albert Fingernoodle here.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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