fingercheese

The act of preforming a fingercheese on someone else. To preform a fingercheese, you simply hold a finger of choice under the victims nose. Then you ask, "Does fingercheese?" as quickly as possible. You are only required to remove the finger if the victim A)-says, "finger does cheese"; or B)-smells the finger in question.

Person 1: Hey there.
Person 2: Hey. *puts finger under Person 1's nose* does fingercheese?
Person 1: Finger does cheese./*person 1 smells finger*

by trikkyman007 January 10, 2008

finger cheese

The oil and grime that collects on objects due to being touched repeatedly. Most noticeable on polished surfaces.

Derived from the cheese left on fingers while eating Cheetos that gets on everything you touch if not cleaned off fully.

"Ugh... I can't use your keyboard, the keys are covered in finger cheese!"

"No! Wash your hands before you touch my black DS Lite! I don't want your finger cheese on it!"

by Xynn December 30, 2007

Fungercheese

The cheese that gradualy accumulates in a person's ass-crack and crotch area after he or she has gone several days without bathing.

Damn, I need to jump in the shower and wash the fungercheese out from under my nuts.

by Ridgelinewalker August 20, 2009

two finger cheese platter

When after sex and a man creampies a lady; she then scoops out the man batter and licks it off her two fingers

After love making with her man; Samantha sits down to a nice two finger cheese platter.

by Dallask8675309 July 30, 2017