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finger treats

The act of inserting usually 2 (but can be as many as 5) fingers into a prepped va jaja usually by warming up with the jimmy jam. Can also be used on one's self but is slightly more difficult then the jimmy jam. Unless you have knuckle draggers.
I was going to give her the finger treats to feed the monster but she wanted the cock.
by boondocks5 September 25, 2007
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how to treat a broken finger

There are five ways to do this:

1.Cut it in four different ways and dip it in pickle juice so that when you drink the pickle juice, magic inside will grow back your finger. Side effects of this procedure may result in green finger, internet fame, and a tendency to eat your finger.

2.Wrap your finger in scotch tape after consulting google.

3.Get some piranhas to eat the flesh off your finger and use scotch tape to tape the broken part off the bone back and on a blue moon wrap your finger in wet garlic and hopefully your skin will grow back. Side effects of this may result in turning into a spooky scary skeleton, no vampires will try to bite your finger, and a weird garlic smell.

4.Ask a stupid doctor at Mayland Heights walk in.

5. Or just go to the hospital.
Jonny I want to know how to treat a broken finger!
by Cool minecraft k November 13, 2017
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