When someone knowingly thieves you of 3 grand and you get nothing in return but a huge lawn ornament
by lloyd faber May 09, 2009

by Louis (LaMigra) January 07, 2006

Cousin to the famed Dirty Sanchez, this excrement mustache is composed of diarrhea for a fashionable, modern look. Having liquid properties, the mustache tends to flow around the edges of the lips, the leaks creating a nice handlebar stache.
by Van der Bisch April 04, 2011
