filiporte

Sometimes known as "el monstro", it's a spanish term for the biggest of masculine organs.

I beat her to death with my filiporte. No, seriously, it's that big.

by Fuck City October 15, 2007

filipooper

Someone who takes unnecessarily long poops to avoid doing other activities.

Where's Joe, wasn't he supposed to be cleaning the yard?" "Oh, he's being a filipooper. He's been in the can for a half hour."

by bisquick3 September 26, 2010