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Fikus dreamed a dream for me
it cost me nothing it was free
he dreamed of walking in the sand
of blossoms forming in his hand

of kitchen cake and cedar shakes
of waterfalls and yellow snakes
of earthen dams and hydrofoils
of watching water 'til it boils

of holding forth from singing words
of flying south with flocks of birds
none of this was charged to me
for as I said it was free
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A less common swedish word for gay
Anders: Shit alltså, kolla in mina nya solglasögon
Sven: Fyfan, din jävla fikus.
fikus by Eatyourfaceoff August 21, 2009
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fikus mode 

definition of "fikus" mode, sit silent and still as possible, you can be green but no one sees because it is used when the person you are talking to on the web chat does not "talk" back some period of time although he/she is online
Ivica :hy, what are you doing
Ena:

after 10 min
Ivica : well.... you are in the fikus mode aren't you !!!!
Ena:
fikus mode by Jagor January 19, 2010

Fukushima Release Valve 

The progression of the Japanese Blindfold where the groom proceeds to go further down the bride's face, and his anus envelops her nose as well, then farts spewing toxic gas out of her mouth and into the air. Results in a subsequent Howl at the Moon, and possibly what can only be known as The Hiroshima.

Note: While hilarious, this is not a recommended progression of the custom since it has resulted in pink eye and bacterial pneumonia.
I can't believe he pulled off the Fukushima Release Valve! What a lucky biride.

Liam Firus 

He is possibly the hottest figure skater who has ever stepped on this planet. He doesn't make crucial mistakes and skates extremely well. He also has got a better bum than most of the female population.
Girl 1: Have you heard of the hot skater Liam Firus?
Girl 2: Of course girl! He has a better bum than I do though.
Liam Firus by shutupwhiteboy January 11, 2014
A boyfriend who ticks his girlfriend off all the time but is actually a wonderful boyfriend and she loves him anyway.
Boyfriend- *eats the last slice of pizza*

Girlfriend- "Such a Finkus move..."
Finkus by TLC15 August 30, 2016
"fiskus" is an easier version of the word "Fi5KuS"
Ex. 1
(In a PC game)
Man 1: What the hell was that, I was killed by a non-skillfull spray weapon.
Man2: Haha, it must be the Fi5KuSblaster :D

Ex. 2
Man 1: What is the name of the weapon that can shoot rockets?
Man 2: You mean the fiskus launcher?
fiskus by rglaf April 13, 2008
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