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Figure Eight 

The sexual act of when two people stand shoulder to shoulder, facing opposite directions, and both are bent over giving and reiceiving rim jobs; all while standing. The position of the foreplay pleasures both people and results in the image of the number eight.
"Since we both like our buttholes licked, do you want to try the Figure Eight?"
Figure Eight by Mr. Dirty Sunshine August 23, 2011

figure eight 

To burn out in the number eight motion.
figure eight by Jizzo Fortanel January 20, 2004

Figure Eight 

Figure Eight by fe22 November 26, 2021

figure eight 

a private island off the coast of north carolina, and the town of wilmington.

occasional vacation place of leonardo de caprio, al gore, outcast, and many many others.
me: gah, those figure eight bitches are so fuckin rich.

person1: hey, dont you have a house on figure eight?

me: yea, sorta. see, my moms sister married a man was adopted by the camerons, who used to own the island. so, its more like we have access to houses.

person1: ......oh, wow.

me: yea
figure eight by ghettostarchild August 22, 2007

double overhand figure-eight fisherman's bird glove

A type of knot that Eagle Scouts haven't even heard of.
" I tie knots that eagle scouts haven't even heard of, like the double overhand figure-eight fisherman's bird glove"

Figure Of Eight 

The action when a man flaps his unerrect penis in a figure of eight in an attempt to attract women and to try to raise his 'member'. Must be done without the use of hands. Try it... you might like it...
Barry and Bob had a figure of eight competition... The first to do 5 laps got to keep the porn mag.
Figure Of Eight by Anonymous May 17, 2003
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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