field telephone

A field telephone is a communications device used in the military to talk to troops in out-lying areas. It is used in some electro-sex sessions to send a "message" to the recipient. Electrodes are attached to a guy's cock & balls, his tits, and maybe his asshole. When the phone's crank is turned, it sends a jolt of electricity to wherever the electrodes are attached on a guy's body. The faster the crank is turned - the bigger and longer the jolt.

When we were out camping, some of the guys wanted to practice using a field telephone and they it used on me -- on my nuts, cock, tits, and butt-hole - they really cranked me -- it hurt, but I was having dry-gasms before they finished!

field telephone by USAF Cadet July 31, 2021

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field telephone

A field telephone is a communications device used by cadets and the military to communicate with nearby military units -- can be used to administer electric shocks to a guy's tits, cock, balls or asshole to make him talk or just for fun.

We were out doing field exercises, and some of the other cadets grabbed me, held me down, and attached the electrodes of a field telephone to my tits, genitals, and asshole and turned the crank, sending me a "message"!

field telephone by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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scabbage

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.

Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!

scabbage by JoCobs March 2, 2010

Word of the Day on August 6, 2026

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