fiddlepip

An expression of exasperation commonly used when one pours sour milk over ones bowl of conflakes in the morning when its bucketing down rain outside and you've got to cycle into work and don't have time to get anything else to eat... and you've been dumped the night before... and you've got a chillblain... and you've lost your place in the book you were reading... and you've got one of those tickly coughs that won't go away.. and you've stepped on an upturned plug in your socks just before.

"Ah goddamn fiddlepip!"

by Podge, Paul, Dave, Sean August 26, 2006

Fiddledicking

To waste time, mess around, goof off.

Has anyone seen Chopp today? No, but I bet he's at BK's house fiddledicking around.

by Ratcliff Grove Warrior May 11, 2016

fiddlepop

To fiddlepop is to smash a string instrument over someones head.

"Yo Imma fiddlepop the shit out of fred"

by liamcool February 3, 2017

Fiddledick

A backstabber that gets a friend to introduce him to his cheating lover's boyfriend or husband to become best pals with another guy and cover his tracks as he cheats and backstabs.

Wow, Paul got fiddledicked by fiddlerick.

by 8trackgto June 4, 2017

Fiddlepat

The most overconfident, narcissistic player on roblox, a failed Myth account who spends his days being an overconfident shitbag and harassing people over small things, making communities then cracking them in half

"Hey, did you hear that Fiddlepat got cancelled on twitter again?" "Yeah, He's such bitch, he even sucked up to MUGEN!"

by ZippyTheLad May 14, 2021

fiddledickin

Being stupid and messing around to the point of everyone around you pulling their hair out

"John! Stop fiddledickin around!"

by regional_at_maddy May 29, 2017

Fiddleditz

The act of being simultaneously drunk and high.

pronunciation: fid-dul-ditz

plural form: fiddleditzed

I showed up at the party late, and by the smell of pot and cans all around, I knew they were all fiddleditzed.

by bgood2me944 March 1, 2009