Fictional Googology Punishment

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It's a thing used against anti-FGers; that punishment unleashes a random amount of FG numbers and jumpscares the living heck out of you at any high number of dB. and after the punishment, you will experience some symptoms such as: being forced to love FG, being forced to love BFDI, being forced to love Garrett, being forced to love autism, etc.

Teacher: Do not trash talk about FG!
Some random OWOT user/anti-FGer: Why would I listen to you? FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!!
Teacher: FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY PUNISHMENT!!
* fg numbers jumpscare some random OWOT user/anti-fger *
Some random OWOT user/anti-fger: AH!!! F**K!! I GOT JUMPSCARED!! I CAN'T EVEN HEAR MYSELF!! MY B**LS HURT FROM MY TIMBERS BEING SHIVERED!!! Ah great, now i'm forced to love FG, BFDI, Garrett, and Autism.

Fictional Googology Punishment by BernatJp2022 December 16, 2024

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fictional googology punishment

This punishment is fake and does not work!!! Do not believe in BernatJp2022!!!

benat: GRAAA YOUR GETRTING A FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY PUNISHMENT!!!

fictional googology punishment by TheWindowy August 23, 2025

FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY PUNISHMENT!!

A thing used to punish anti-FGers. This punishment causes the FG numbers to be unleashed and then jumpscare you at a random number of dB that is loud, and then forces you to love FG.

Teacher: Do not talk trash about Fictional Googology!
Some random anti-FGer: Why would I listen to you? FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!
Teacher: FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY PUNISHMENT!!
*the fictional googology numbers jumpscare Some random anti-FGer*
Some random anti-FGer: oh crap! I have been jumpscared! my b#lls hurt from my timbers beying shivered! Great. Just Great. Now i have to love Fictional Googology.

FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY PUNISHMENT!! by BernatJp2022 December 16, 2024

Fictional Googology Punishment Weather Machine

A thing that is a machine; it powers up every coin inserted. That machine will unleash the FG Punishment and will summon Garrett and his friends, JTOH difficulties, JJT difficulties, Logos, Klasky csupo effects, FG Numbers, and Googology Numbers. It even has Geometry dash difficulties.

Bernat: I'm powering up the Fictional Googology Punishment Weather Machine since Richard keeps offending Fictional Googology.
Richard: What-
Bernat: *Inserts 1.708e+29 coins*
Fictional Googology Punishment Weather Machine: 1.708e+29
Richard: Uh oh.

Fictional Googology Punishment Weather Machine by BernatJp2022 February 23, 2025

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