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simping for a fictional character 

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are you simping for a fictional character? same bud
Someone, usually a teenager, who fakes being drunk and/or high at parties because they are trying to be cool.
Kid: Dude, look at Jack, he's about to puke!

Other Kid: Nah, man, he had one beer.

Kid: What a fucking fictipsy.
Fictipsy by Bobby yoooo November 6, 2009

pulp fiction 

1. pulp - a publication, such as a magazine or book, containing lurid subject matter.

2. fiction - a literary work whose content is produced by the imagination and is not necessarily based on fact.

Movie containing lots of killing, cussing, drug use, and Samuel L. Jackson as a bad ass mother fucker.
Is there a sign outside my house that says DEAD NIGGER STORAGE?
pulp fiction by Robyn July 28, 2003

fictiophilia 

Attraction to fictional characters. Fangirls most commonly are afflicted with this.
Attraction to ficitonal characters: Harry Potter, Legolas, Eragon, etc.

'I'm a fangirl who has fictiophilia. I like Numair, from the Immortals, by Tamora Peirce.'
fictiophilia by fantasizing_fluff November 12, 2008

Pulp Fiction Vegetarian 

Someone who is a vegetarian because their significant other is, and for really no other reason.

Comes from the scene in Pulp Fiction where Jules eats the Big Kahuna Burger and says, "my girlfriend is a vegetarian, so that pretty much makes me one too."
I came home one day and my wife said we were vegan. It's a lot easier to go along with it than argue with her, so I'm a Pulp Fiction Vegetarian.

Fictional Character 

Someone that you’ll never have
- oh wow I think I like that fictional character