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Generally means three. No less than three can be slightly more. Three is the most common number associated with few.
I will buy a few books at the store.
by Annonymous1221 January 12, 2008
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fake news--information presented via some type of communications medium which has absolutely no basis in fact, or information which is presented in such a biased manner the actual facts are obscured.
That wasn't a news article--that was a fews article.
by Travelingmankc January 07, 2018
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Future Ex-Wife; a girl that has a bangin body that you would, mary and sex the ___ out of her but then will have to divorce cause she b*tches too much
Damn there is a FEW.

dude look at that FEW.
by TheJewFroKid February 11, 2009
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FEW is an abbreviation for Fat Elepahnt Whore. It is a name given to females that don't listen to someone speaking to them. It is an ironic name to the fact that elephants have big ears.
"Dawne, you're such a FEW"
by GUI64 September 16, 2008
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A substitue for words like: gay, fag, stupid, not cool. Most of the time used to make fun of someone by calling them few. Few kids usually are annoying and cockblock 24/7.
"You're few"
"Few bastard"
"that's real few"
"you are the fewest kid I know"

by imnotfew May 20, 2007
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