festuzio

A mook, schmuck. Often callipygian.

Upon preponderance of the evidence, it is obvious that Garret is a festuzio.

by Lil Platinum March 28, 2007

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festizio

Someone who is degenerate or is as morally low or lower as a degenerate. Its origin is on Family Guy when Peter makes up an insult to counter the term "degenerate" which he believes is also makes up.

A degenerate? Well you are a festizio.

by Klotz November 27, 2003

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Festezio

A Term Peter Griffin dubbed in "The Thin White Line"(Family Guy). Used to Insult another in a Harsh, Demeaning and Humorous way.
Possibly of Italian or Germanic Origin.

Head Rehab Lady: Wait a minute. Brian, you have a pre-existing relationship with this Degenerate?

Peter: A Degenerate, am I? Well, YOU are a Festezio! See? I can make up words too, Sister.

by Scandium2769 December 12, 2010

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A term that is generally equivalent to tool and douche bag, but used to describe people with an extra-strong sense of undeserved self-importance.

Festizios are often talented individuals, but their accomplishments are always overshadowed by their over-sized egos and tendency to believe everyone love them.

Drake: Dude, we won our lacrosse game yesterday and I had 2 goals!
Matt: That's awesome, nice job Drake!
Drake: I know, there's a reason I'm team captain and all the girls want me.
Matt: ya, cool Drake {walks away and talks to another guy}....God, Drake is so cocky.
Brett: Ya, everyone knows hes a huge festizio.

by Someguy98989 January 31, 2009

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