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festival tan

The accumulated layers of grime and dirt on your skin after a good weekend in a dust bowl full of hippies.
Person 1: Wow! your skin is so dark in these pictures from Burning Man.
Person 2: Yeah, I thought so too until I got home and took a shower - it was just a festival tan.
Person 3: That's grody.
by danderzion October 18, 2013
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festivalfanny

refers to relationships at weekend out at a festival in which one has only a box of wet-ones to clean up with.
Hey Sarah, do you want to come back to my tent tonight?

I'd love to Gareth, but I have the worst festivalfanny since Woodstock '94.
by retard99608 September 20, 2009
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