Verb Informal
Beyond just the simple act of sniffing a bicycle seat, a ferndocker is a connoisseur of everything bicycle seat related. Possessing a very advanced palate, they are able to distinguish even the most subtle differences between seats. Things such as age, sex, ethnicity, and how far they rode the bike can be determined with a single sniff from a cultured ferndocker.
Edgar could tell the man riding this bicycle ate an omelet for breakfast. He is a highly trained ferndocker.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.