1 definition by Daddy Fugginsugg
Verb Informal
Beyond just the simple act of sniffing a bicycle seat, a ferndocker is a connoisseur of everything bicycle seat related. Possessing a very advanced palate, they are able to distinguish even the most subtle differences between seats. Things such as age, sex, ethnicity, and how far they rode the bike can be determined with a single sniff from a cultured ferndocker.
Beyond just the simple act of sniffing a bicycle seat, a ferndocker is a connoisseur of everything bicycle seat related. Possessing a very advanced palate, they are able to distinguish even the most subtle differences between seats. Things such as age, sex, ethnicity, and how far they rode the bike can be determined with a single sniff from a cultured ferndocker.
Edgar could tell the man riding this bicycle ate an omelet for breakfast. He is a highly trained ferndocker.
by Daddy Fugginsugg May 23, 2022