fenton'd

The act of where you are on one side of a person and you tap their opposite shoulder, causing them to foolishly look the wrong way. Frowned upon greatly.

Chris: *on left side* *taps Andrew's right shoulder*

Andrew: *looks right* Goddammit, Chris.

Chris: You just got fenton'd.

fenton'd by RushShirtKid February 18, 2012

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fenton'd

to steal something from someone in a particularly sly fashion

"Yeah, he Fenton'd me with that chick,"

meaning, "he took that girl away in a rather sly manner"

fenton'd by OLD M July 1, 2005

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David Fenton

David is a teacher that is obsessed with JoJo Siwa and Star Wars. He throws candy at his favourite students and then we fight over the candy.

David Fenton is the best teacher EVER

David Fenton by GabbieStan21 November 29, 2018

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Dirty Felton

When you get mad at your fiance for not giving you a handjob or blow job and you kick her to the curb while you continue to call your daughter sexy and kiss her on the lips, then you bring the evil baby mom back in that traumatized girl's life, this is also known as a dirty donkey.

Oh man you wouldn't believe how dirty Felton is definitely a dirty donkey

Dirty Felton by BeautifulLU April 12, 2020

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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