fenton'd

The act of where you are on one side of a person and you tap their opposite shoulder, causing them to foolishly look the wrong way. Frowned upon greatly.

Chris: *on left side* *taps Andrew's right shoulder*

Andrew: *looks right* Goddammit, Chris.

Chris: You just got fenton'd.

fenton'd by RushShirtKid February 18, 2012

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fenton'd

to steal something from someone in a particularly sly fashion

"Yeah, he Fenton'd me with that chick,"

meaning, "he took that girl away in a rather sly manner"

fenton'd by OLD M July 1, 2005

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David Fenton

David is a teacher that is obsessed with JoJo Siwa and Star Wars. He throws candy at his favourite students and then we fight over the candy.

David Fenton is the best teacher EVER

David Fenton by GabbieStan21 November 29, 2018

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Dirty Felton

When you get mad at your fiance for not giving you a handjob or blow job and you kick her to the curb while you continue to call your daughter sexy and kiss her on the lips, then you bring the evil baby mom back in that traumatized girl's life, this is also known as a dirty donkey.

Oh man you wouldn't believe how dirty Felton is definitely a dirty donkey

Dirty Felton by BeautifulLU April 12, 2020

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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