femmefriend

A male friend who when things 'pop-off', or the proverbial 'shit hits the fan', instead of backing up his friends, he hightails it downwind.

"I sure wish J.D. was at that party when that fight broke out instead of our femmefriend."

femmefriend by ProgPrincess March 20, 2010

femme friend 

a girl friend who is girlie and fashionable, always a pleasant acquaintance, a modern and fun best friend, someone you like to go shopping with, someone who you share feminine secrets or tendencies with, someone who you can lay next to and don't mind cuddling with, someone who you have laughed so hard you cried and worked out your abs with, someone who you can say "I love you" to without a doubt.

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femme friend by coolcarol June 10, 2010

framefriend 

A random person that suddenly appears next to you, in order to arrange a situation that seems more intimate than that of a stranger. Usually used during ARG games for photo-op points, or as a strategy to divert your opponent's attention.

Jane: Hey, I saw you talking to that cute Asian girl yesterday, you two seemed pretty close. Is she your new girlfriend?

John: Hell no! That was a framefriend! She marked me as soon as she got on the bus. When she made her move pretending to be lost and asking me to bring her to her destination, I immediately exited the bus and power walked her there…9 blocks away....uphill....in the rain....with her high heels on….

framefriend by intelligrrl August 4, 2012

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008