Felquid

Felquid is an archaic term for the dried semen that collects near the vagina or anus of prostitutes, and is an excellent insult.

It smells terrible in here. Its like someone's been scratching their Felquid.

by Certified_Wordsmith March 14, 2011

Felquid

An archaic term for the dried semen that collects near the vagina or anus of prostitutes, and is an excellent insult.

You, sir, are worth no more than the felquid I left with the girl last night.

by HashFunction March 14, 2011

felquid

An archaic term for the dried semen that collects near the vagina or anus of prostitutes. Works as an excellent insult.

Person A: "You sir are a gentleman and a scholar."
Person B: "Well you sir are quite the opposite. A felquid, if I do say so myself."

by scholarly_gentleman March 14, 2011