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Felquid is an archaic term for the dried semen that collects near the vagina or anus of prostitutes, and is an excellent insult.
It smells terrible in here. Its like someone's been scratching their Felquid.
Felquid by Certified_Wordsmith March 14, 2011
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An archaic term for the dried semen that collects near the vagina or anus of prostitutes. Works as an excellent insult.
Person A: "You sir are a gentleman and a scholar."
Person B: "Well you sir are quite the opposite. A felquid, if I do say so myself."
felquid by scholarly_gentleman March 14, 2011
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An archaic term for the dried semen that collects near the vagina or anus of prostitutes, and is an excellent insult.
You, sir, are worth no more than the felquid I left with the girl last night.
Felquid by HashFunction March 14, 2011
This is the word to describe the actions of the cats filling the shape of it’s container.
Look! You’re cats getting all feluid!
Really? He’s so cute when he’s feluid!
feluid by febre November 5, 2020
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