feetlander 

a person who always lands on their feet no matter how shitty the situation.

Honey has been through some real shit lately. no worries, though, she's a total feetlander!

feetlander by jameser612 September 15, 2010

flatlander 

A term used in the mountains to describe people from lower elevations.

Driver: This guy is driving so slow; he must be a flatlander.
Passenger: Well, according to his license plate, he's a floridiot.

flatlander by blueridgenative September 28, 2006

Freelander 

A hairdressers car, which only silly people drive.

My hairdresser has a Freelander - he’s very silly and ginger!

Freelander by Yum yum ur mum lookslikeaplum July 8, 2018

Flatlanders 

A name given to a group of people from low-lands by those who live in the highlands, usually with a negative connotation. This term is used in many regions of North America. In Michigan it is used to refer to people from the "downstate" region of the Lower Peninsula, which is considered Saginaw and south. This region is exceptionally flat in comparison to the majority of Northern Lower and Upper Peninsulas. The term can be interchangeable with "city-slicker" or "citidot," because of the complete lack of common-sense many of these tourist conduct themselves with while in rural regions. They ask for directions only using road signs even after explaining to them that most roads in the region lack road signs or change names multiple times without your knowing. In fact, many counties in Northern Michigan did not have addresses and/or road signs until the early 1990's.

Flatlanders, "How do you get to Mackinaw City from here?"

Local, "So you take this road here and take a left at the 24hr Shell station. Next, take a right at the junk yard ten miles past the Shell station."

Flatlanders, "Just give me the road names! I don't care about what I am going to see!"

"There are no road signs, I am trying to give you landmarks. That's how we give directions in the country."

CitySlicker, "I don't care, just give me that damn road names."

"You know that most road names are different on GPS than they are on the few road signs, right? And there is no one for you to sue around here if you get hurt and lost. In the country you die when that happens."

Flatlanders by cheese_leaves January 16, 2013

flatlander 

the term flatlander isn't specific to any state. It's a term that all mountain people use to describe tourist that don't have the skills/knowledge to recreate in the mountains

The search and rescue team spent all week trying to find the flatlanders that tried to bag the fourteener with half a liter of water and a candy bar.

Did you see the flatlander try and make it down the bumps? It was histerical.

flatlander by Paul S. W. September 12, 2006

feetfinder 

the best website to ever exist ever

"hey man whats your favorite website" "oh definitely feetfinder" "i know right its the best"

feetfinder by sadbe July 28, 2022

Flatlanders 

An unflattering name given by people in Wisconsin to residents of Illinois who travel to Wisconsin for weekend jaunts.

"Those damn flatlanders keep coming to our bars stealing all our cute chicks."

Flatlanders by Michael Coyle November 15, 2007