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Favorite Puppy
Something that is very good or favorable, one might say your favorite. Used as an adjective. Originated from the Chuckle Sandwich podcast in which Ted Nivison told a story about his childhood stuffed animal “favorite puppy.” Can also be used in the context of “least favorite puppy,” which means the opposite.
Person A: It’s my birthday today!
Person B: Dude, that’s favorite puppy. I wish I could say the same, my dog died this week and it was least favorite puppy.
Person B: Dude, that’s favorite puppy. I wish I could say the same, my dog died this week and it was least favorite puppy.
Favorite Puppy by JuliaV618 June 20, 2021
Larry, your favourite cucumber
Larry, your favourite cucumber by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016
Favorite Puppy
Favorite Puppy is what psychopaths name their beanie babies or a common phrase used to refer to something good or that you like.
Ted: When I was a kid I had a stuffed animal, yeah.
Charlie: What was his name?
Ted: It was a... I think it was a beanie baby and its name was favorite puppy.
Schlatt: You named your stuffed animal "Favorite Puppy?"
Charlie: Are you a sociopath?
Schlatt: I think you might be stupid.
Charlie/Schlatt: *burst out laughing*
Charlie: What was his name?
Ted: It was a... I think it was a beanie baby and its name was favorite puppy.
Schlatt: You named your stuffed animal "Favorite Puppy?"
Charlie: Are you a sociopath?
Schlatt: I think you might be stupid.
Charlie/Schlatt: *burst out laughing*
Favorite Puppy by FluffyMage June 20, 2021
favorite puppy
Used to describe something cool or awesome. Sometimes used to describe a good feeling about an item or topic.
favorite puppy by chucklesammy June 20, 2021
Favorite Turd
Jason: I hooked up with Miss Kramer, our old teacher from sixth grade!
Barry: No fucking way dude! You gotta be shittin me.
Jason: I wouldn't shit you brah. You're my favorite turd.
Barry: No fucking way dude! You gotta be shittin me.
Jason: I wouldn't shit you brah. You're my favorite turd.
Favorite Turd by matterri September 22, 2016
Favorite crime
A relationship that had a lot of sacrifices and heartbreak, but made it work just to stay together.
Usually hurtful to only one side of the relationship.
Usually hurtful to only one side of the relationship.
He was my favorite crime last summer.
I did so much for him, I hope I was his favorite crime
Favorite crime - Olivia rodrigo
All the things I did
Just so I could call you mine
The things you did
Well, I hope I was your favorite crime
I did so much for him, I hope I was his favorite crime
Favorite crime - Olivia rodrigo
All the things I did
Just so I could call you mine
The things you did
Well, I hope I was your favorite crime
Favorite crime by Jus_churro June 27, 2021
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