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Fauxtoshoot 

When you take photos of your friends/fam just to capture some trap bitches in the background to mock later.
Me & David had a Fauxtoshoot on the bridge to get pics of that trick walking behind us!
Fauxtoshoot by tonymadman January 20, 2017

Fauxtographer 

A person who tries to jump on the photography band-wagon by "Pointing-and-shooting" hundreds of terrible pictures, which they will upload to myspace in an album titled "My Photography", "My Art", or "Critique My work". Always followed up by the person adding "Photography" to their General section, or adding "Photography is my life..." to their About Me.
Bulletin posted at 5;34 by Jake: "Guys check out my photography"
Bulletin posted at 5: 41 by Jake: "C'mon guys I'm a photographer now, check it out"

Joseph: Jake the composition of your pictures are terrible... It looks like you just pointed your camera at whatever flowers or animals or graffiti you saw.... Plus half of them are out of focus, and as it got darker, you didn't change your exposure settings and these pictures didn't come out at all... It looks to me like you are a pseudo-photographer, a fauxtographer.

FAUXSYKIN 

40 PERCENT LIE-60 PERCENT TRUTH, IF THEY CANT TAKE THE REAL TRUTH GIVE THEM FAUXSYKIN.
FAUXSYKIN by ROCKYSWANSON March 7, 2009

fauxstalgia 

1. A feeling of yearning for a time in the past, even though you may never have experienced that time yourself.

2. Thinking the past was better than it was, simply because your future hasn't turned out the way you wanted it to.
"Whenever I hear 'Piano Man', I get the weirdest wave of fauxstalgia..."

Looking through her highschool yearbook, Nancy suddenly became fauxstalgic.
fauxstalgia by Sameta2 August 24, 2007

fauxskin 

The restored "foreskin" of a man circumcised at birth, acheived by stretching the shaft skin of the penis. Often quite convincing.
He hated being circumcised, now his fauxskin looks quite authentic.
fauxskin by urbanboi April 21, 2009

fauxtique 

When something is cheaply constructed, made in china 3 months ago, but is "aged" to look like a real antique. These items are easy to purchase at pier one or other mid to lower end "import" stores.
Colin: Hey did you see Dave's new place? He just got a bunch of stuff from that mall store that sells cheap imports.

Paul: I don't see why that guy thinks buying all those fauxtiques is gonna make his place look good. He has brass plated elephants for crying out loud.

Colin: I know, its horrible. It looks like the best western "safari experience" theme hotel.
fauxtique by schmuckaneers June 29, 2009