fauxtritious 

(adj) A food that pretends to be healthy but really isn't

These chocolate-covered energy bars are delicious and make me feel like I'm making a healthy choice. They're fauxtritious.

fauxtritious by fauxsubmitter June 28, 2022

fauxtentious 

buying & wearing knock off merchandise in an extravagent outward show, trying to appear "better" than you are to others.

What a fauxtentious bitch, in her knock off shoes and fake ass Chanel bag. She's just as broke as me!!

fauxtentious by matlock503 April 26, 2010