fauxshadowing

Fake foreshadowing - derived from the French word FAUX

It's fauxshadowing, bitches. Time to suck an egg, losers.

by EnglishGeek May 13, 2005

Furshadowing

A time prior to someone realising that they are a furry when they expressed characteristics of a furry without knowledge of what a furry even is

Person 1, a furry: “remember that time in middle school when I was obsessed with werewolves?”
Person 2: “yep, that’s furshadowing for ya”

by Snaggletooth24 November 5, 2018

fartshadowing

That fart-like noise that your guts make prior to an actual fart.

Wife: "Did you fart?"
Husband: "No, that was fartshadowing. Here is the actual fart..."

by Uncle Andy 13 April 13, 2021

Fatshadowing

When, on a sunny day, you hide in the shadow of a lardy person's lard to escape getting a sunburn.

Oh god! It's too hot out-time to take part in some fatshadowing, gang.

by DelAnt September 25, 2009