Fauxsage 

Fake sausage such as those made from soya.

It was a fauxsage, just an imposter sausage

Fauxsage by Fraude January 5, 2015

fausage 

The vegetarian (and vegan) substitute of sausage. Made with a soy base. Fake sausage.

I had such a delicious breakfast of facon, fausage and biscuits, my mouth is watering just thinking about it.

fausage by fiendinKristi March 22, 2009

Fauxrage 

Frenzy created by media or blogs to inflate a usually minor, perceived offense into a major scandal or continuing political event.

Congress, in a fit of fauxrage, passed a resolution condemning a newspaper ad about a General. The fauxrage was stoked primarily by Faux News

Fauxrage by Upper West March 31, 2008

Fauxmage 

Fake Cheese. Faux meets Fromage. Even though they are two French words, I think most Anglos know their meaning.
Or maybe Fauxmaggio if you prefer French meets Italian (faux meets fromaggio)?

Fauxmage: Vegan Cheese, Processed cheese.

Fauxmage by Xavier Reivax October 11, 2009

Fauxpage 

A fake facebook page for someone real. Typically the real person will have another facebook page where their real friends are, while the fauxpage is just a public front.

Stan: Hey, you haven't updated your facebook page in a month.
Dan: Oh, that's my fauxpage. Barely update it but it works to prevent people from finding my real profile.

Stan: People like me?
Dan: Yup.

Fauxpage by Aximill April 22, 2011

Fauxmage 

1 - To pretend to honor or care about something that means nothing to you.
2 - An empty, symbolic gesture.

She has a WWJD and an NRA sticker on her car. One of them is fauxmage.

Fauxmage by Rone4 December 10, 2021

Fausage 

Fausage: Fecal Sausage. To make a fausage link, one must hold a rolled up condom, pressed against an anus and begin to poop. The solid poop will naturally push into said condom, causing it to unroll; as if to be pushing sausage meat into it’s casing.

Don’t eat the breakfast fausage… John ate breakfast for dinner last night and decided to make a few fausage links this morning. He’s debating on serving it up as is or freezing it and enjoying an Alaskan Pipeline later on.

Fausage by Thad Wilthon (Chad Wilson) January 22, 2025