faux shizzle

n. An inauthentic attempt to appear urban. Also known as "faking the funk."

Vanilla Ice's faux shizzle made MC Hammer look like an o.g.

by Number 6 January 20, 2005

faux shizzle

A pretend shizzle. When someone, usually a stoner, says they'll do something they have no intention of doing.

Fred: Yo Mikey, you said you'd help me move my couch!
Mikey: Nah, it was a faux shizzle.

by Mikey The Comic August 19, 2009

faux shizzle

a heavenly combination of white chocolate, cinnamon, and hazelnut, with a shot of espresso all in a wonderful cup of seattle's best coffee at The Canyon Cafe and Bistro at the University of Arizona in the Student Union Memorial Center.

Let's go to Canyon and get a faux shizzle!

by fauxshizzlelover November 30, 2010