fattboa

fat boy

@fattboa just hacked my page and posted on my story, I am also missing hella money instagram.com/fattboa

by fr3tu42d September 13, 2023

fartboarding

A form of torture where a prisoner is tied down with a man's asshole hovering less than an inch from his face. The farts will proceed until he cracks and reveals information.

Ron-I'm so glad that they finally banned waterboarding.
Carl-That's just a small victory. They still allow fartboarding.

by Beef Cannon Bill October 14, 2011

Fartboarding

The act of placing a flannel over your captive victims face and then Trouty lowers his arse onto said flannel and farts. This brings the same effect of water boarding but without the water and fart being the replacement. This sometimes turns into shartboarding.

That bastard mugged me right off so I had no choice but to get Trouty involved to Fartboard him.

Me: Trouty have you had a mega burger today?
Trouty: yes mate why?
Me: because this little bastard needs fartboarding.

by mulletgeezer123 November 21, 2024

Fartboat

Fartboat (noun)
Pronunciation: /ˈfärt-ˌbōt/

A term for a boat in which one or more individuals continuously emit loud, disruptive flatulent sounds while traveling down a river or waterway. These sounds are often so frequent and noticeable that they disturb nearby boats and passengers.

As the fartboat cruised past, its passengers' uncontrollable flatulence created a cacophony of sounds that sent nearby kayakers paddling quickly to escape the overwhelming stench and noise.

by Cuntmir Toufag November 28, 2024