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father nelson 

A submission hold delivered with authority in the name of dominance. A career ending ruthlessly aggressive wrestling hold.
Technique: 1) executer slips up belly to back of standing opponent 2) executer extends right arm forward/through opponents arm , suppressing arm in locked extended position//option would include grasping opponents wrist and locking it back like a reverse "chicken-wing" 3) with completion of steps 1)&2) you have achieved a HALF-NELSON. 4) repeat step 2) //variation optional// for left arm.
Hint: Remember to remain in control
of 2) while performing step
4).
5) You have now accomplished a FULL-NELSON !! 6) With a firm grasp and maintaing holds as outlined in steps 1) through 5) Begin visciously thrusting back and forth from pelvis into opponent. Submission times may vary so be patient.
Some suggestions for added effect might include doning clergy vestments and reciting scripture during excecution.
...all the sinners would behave at the thought of father nelson
father nelson by Jannasauras Rex February 24, 2005
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father nelson 

A male will place a female in a full nelson wrestling maneuver. He then will bend her over and carry out his business.
I thought we were wrestling, then i felt a poke, that bastard gave me a father nelson.
father nelson by Trichizzel September 1, 2003

Father Nelson 

A gay Catholic Priest. The name originates from a combination of recent scandals in the Catholic church and from the wrestling hold known as a nelson.

A half-nelson is when you are trying to wrestle or restrain someone and you put your arm under their arm and then bring it up around to the back of their head and then place your hand on the back of their neck, pushing their head forward.

A full-nelson is the same as a half-nelson, except you use both arms to wrestle/restrain your opponent.

A Father Nelson is when a Catholic Priest tries to sodomize you by using a full-nelson.
Eric married a Catholic woman who wanted him to convert to Catholicism. At first, he was hesitant, but after he met with Father O'Reilly, who introduced him to Father Nelson, he was overjoyed with the prospect of becoming a Catholic.

Now, Eric is always trying to introduce 18 year old choir boys to Father Nelson.
Father Nelson by Miles O. June 11, 2006
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
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church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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