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father nelson 

A submission hold delivered with authority in the name of dominance. A career ending ruthlessly aggressive wrestling hold.
Technique: 1) executer slips up belly to back of standing opponent 2) executer extends right arm forward/through opponents arm , suppressing arm in locked extended position//option would include grasping opponents wrist and locking it back like a reverse "chicken-wing" 3) with completion of steps 1)&2) you have achieved a HALF-NELSON. 4) repeat step 2) //variation optional// for left arm.
Hint: Remember to remain in control
of 2) while performing step
4).
5) You have now accomplished a FULL-NELSON !! 6) With a firm grasp and maintaing holds as outlined in steps 1) through 5) Begin visciously thrusting back and forth from pelvis into opponent. Submission times may vary so be patient.
Some suggestions for added effect might include doning clergy vestments and reciting scripture during excecution.
...all the sinners would behave at the thought of father nelson
father nelson by Jannasauras Rex February 24, 2005
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father nelson 

A male will place a female in a full nelson wrestling maneuver. He then will bend her over and carry out his business.
I thought we were wrestling, then i felt a poke, that bastard gave me a father nelson.
father nelson by Trichizzel September 1, 2003

Father Nelson 

A gay Catholic Priest. The name originates from a combination of recent scandals in the Catholic church and from the wrestling hold known as a nelson.

A half-nelson is when you are trying to wrestle or restrain someone and you put your arm under their arm and then bring it up around to the back of their head and then place your hand on the back of their neck, pushing their head forward.

A full-nelson is the same as a half-nelson, except you use both arms to wrestle/restrain your opponent.

A Father Nelson is when a Catholic Priest tries to sodomize you by using a full-nelson.
Eric married a Catholic woman who wanted him to convert to Catholicism. At first, he was hesitant, but after he met with Father O'Reilly, who introduced him to Father Nelson, he was overjoyed with the prospect of becoming a Catholic.

Now, Eric is always trying to introduce 18 year old choir boys to Father Nelson.
Father Nelson by Miles O. June 11, 2006

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026