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That meal you have at 2 in the morning that is larger than all of your other three meals combined.
Fatty: I think I ate two fish filets, a huge smoothie, the rest of the mashed potatoes and red beans and rice, and four pieces of pizza. And a bowl of ice cream.

Bystander: Sounds like you had a whole nuther dinner!

Fatty: I think of it as more of a fatfest.
fatfest by NoeOffenseBut... February 25, 2014
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The Biggest Fattest Vagina

The big fat vagina was carved out of an aspen tree by Cherokee Indians in 1564. Designed to hold the dicks of a thousand enemy warriors on their way to eternal suffering in the land of Tina. An ancient burial ground in the North
My brother M. D. Trumpeter was lost in a great battle many moons ago and now his wang spends eternity in The Biggest Fattest Vagina.
A sacred holiday and annual event, occurring on the night before Thanksgiving wherein a group of honored guests and loved ones gather around at a local White Castle.

They then challenge each other to a competition as to who can eat more White Castle burgers. Cheese is optional but does not adjust your score; consume cheese at your own risk.
At Fat Fest 08, Andy won with 21 White Castles, and at Fat Fest 07, Stolis won with 20 burgers.
Fat Fest by AKlim November 25, 2009

fattestnut 

Fattestnut has the best memes I've seen on Instagram.
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The Fattest Fuck 

Alternative name for the TV show "The Biggest Loser".

This was an entertaining watch in the first couple of series, with some genuinely nice people working hard to transform themselves and hopefully inspire others. Unfortunately the show has degenerated into another Survivor or Big Brother, and now it's all about bitching, backstabbing, who's "playing the game" and who's "flying under the radar". Some of the current bunch of salad-dodgers are such arseholes that you end up hoping they gain 20 pounds each week before their overworked heart explodes on-stage during the finale.
Hey, come and check out "The Fattest Fuck"! This dude's got the biggest gunt I've ever fucking seen!
The Fattest Fuck by Choda Boy 57 February 22, 2007
Gathering of fags, or place where fag-like behaviour is taking place.
Gayboi: "oh John, that's lovely."
JohnQueer: "fabulous!"
Trollucifer: "what-a-fagfest."
Fagfest by Trollucifer November 3, 2004

fattestwilly

fattestfilly is cool
fattestwilly is cool
fattestwilly by shitoff August 2, 2021