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fat ass who's almost guaranteed to make the bullshit counter go "+1"
fatchris is back
fatchris by skinny stick sula November 5, 2018
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fat chris 

a fat kid who's dead brother thinks he's a loser.
all fat chris's USMC brother ever did was say how much of a disapointment and loser he was.
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fat chris traynor 

usually eating or running away from a skanger .eats larkins every day.this kind of person would deny meeting emer roach and when a skanger comes he would say sorry give them a fag and put up his hood.wears shoes 4 sizes to big for him and has clown hair`.
fat chris traynor by damien hennessy November 12, 2004

Fat Chris 

A fat kid who's 25 that lives with his parents and lives off the government checks in the mail.

Plays fortnite all day eats nothing but oven-ready pizzas and get triggered alot.
I haven't seen Darkbear in awhile have you seen him?
Nah, hes turned into a fat chris
Fat Chris by Danothon April 5, 2020

Fat Chris 

A term commonly used by the A-Level Economics students at Rawlins Academy to describe a cigarette
Oi, Metcalm, wanna go for a fat chris after?
Fat Chris by Grimmo April 9, 2019

Fat Chris 

A slang term for a cigarette - commonly used by the A-Level Economics students at Rawlins Academy during lessons
Oi, Metcalm, wanna go for a Fat Chris after?
Fat Chris by Grimmo April 9, 2019
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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