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fat turd 

This is what you call a over weight piece of shit of a person. Someone who is in and out of employment, lives at home with his parents, and eats like a hippo, and wants to get sloppy drunk everyday of the week.
Male #1: Hey what are you doing today?

Fat turd: Nothing goin to watch tv all day, probably going to go get some fast food. What are you doin later?

Male #1: I'm probably going to go work out

Fat turd: For what... you tryin to go to the bar

Male#1: Nah it's Monday night, i've gotta get up early for work tomorrow.

Fat turd: So what
fat turd by Waldorf4life April 28, 2006
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Big fat turd 

What is considered to be the worst insult ever,meaning that someone is less then worthless etc.
I wish you would die and burn in hell you big fat turd!
Big fat turd by Judge dredd7 March 1, 2011
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Big fat turd 

An insult that is often considered the worst. Meaning that a person is less then worthless etc.
I hope you die and burn in hell you big fat turd!
Big fat turd by Judge dredd7 February 27, 2011

BIG FAT TURD 

A new trendy way to describe Emily Goodyears angles
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Rip a fat turdy. 

To take a large drag from a vape and produce a large vape cloud.
Give me that elf bar I'll rip a fat turdy.
Rip a fat turdy. by ElfBar69 June 20, 2022
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